Heyy. What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody? I'm talking about the zombies that have taken over South Park! Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. These crop circles, when viewed from above, form strange patterns. I guess I just wasn't very considerate of your feelings. South Park was born as The Spirit of Christmas, a five-minute short inwhich Santa Claus and Jesus use hand-to-hand combat to determine who trulyreigns over the holiday. Nice going Kenny, she was about to give us candy. Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. How can he be mad with such pretty hair and rosy cheeks? The planets even all revolve the right way. Don't worry babe. Damn it! It's working! Pink eye my ass. Hey Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? "Make Love, Even When I'm Dead" • Oh I'm so hungry, and all I can think about eating is, eh, 's brains! The doctor said the first people he treated were the mortician and his assisstant. Let's try to keep our hands and arms to ourselves, okay? Alle Menschen werden Brüder. Vladned chaviski. Chef? Watch Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all their foul-mouthed adventures. These people have been thematized. Alle Menschen werden Brüder. Well, not really, except that Kenny keeps eating people's brains. Aah, we're always running late you ugly stank. Let, let us remember the good times, Kenny would have wanted it that way. South Park is overrun with the living dead. ... After each script is complete, the storyboard process begins, which typically takes from a week to a week and a half. Juden est verboten, God dammit! Hey, wait til you see my Halloween costume tomorrow. I have to show you an educational video. We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! Oooh I don't think so! I've seen this kind of thing before. You'll feel better once we're out trick-or-treating. Zombies children. If worcestershire sauce has been used as embalming, please pr…. Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chain saw. Well, at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! They got no heartbeat, no feeling. The fight, billed as "Boutin' at the Mountain," pits the Prince of Darkness and father of Damien against Jesus, the host of "Jesus and Pals," the South Park's favorite cable access show. For the full-size versions of the images click on the thumbnails below. Aw, come on Stan, maybe that's just because you look like a total choad. Ask him yourself. God damn it, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!! Wendy's going as Raggedy Ann, and she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure. I don't want no god damn pink eye! Haven't you noticed anything strange lately? You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on. So remember kids, dressing like Hitler in school isn't cool! do do do do do do do do-. Original zombie? I'm Evel Knievel. Get off my property you brain eatin' zombie bastards! Huhuh. Jesus. Ho, looks like they got a touch of that pink eye that's going around. Wendy's going as Raggedy Ann, and she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure. All of a sudden, my costume is pretty badass, huh? Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chain saw. Satan v. the 135 lb. Where the hell is Kyle, we don't have all night to wait for him. No, no, you're the ass master, there's a difference. ...So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver then I-". We realize you have a choice in worcestershire sauces, we are delighted that…. I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't wanna touch ya. Aaand, let me just make a few quickie alterations, and there ya go, young man. Aah, we're always running late you ugly skank. You see, when Jackie Collins first wrote her novel-. Halloween isn't about costumes, or candy. You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child. For worcestershire sauce product placement, please press 2. I don't know, it ju- it justs makes everything taste so, So then the necrophiliac says, "If this ain't a cadaver then I-". Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 29, 1997. Think about it: Dead people getting up and walking around, and Tina Yothers comin' to town? There, you see? Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. For Worcestershire sauce recipes please press 1 followed by the pound sign. Along with everyone else in town. Synopsis. Let me guess, pink eye, right? Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan. Now, get in here before those zombies getcha! This ain't no pink eye, it's the living dead. Now, now, now let's, let's form a line, I've got enough topical cream for everybody. You'd Expect: The doctor to trust Chef's instincts and follow him out of there. He hasn't moved an inch, or said anything. Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan. Now, I've gotta hunch we'll get to the bottom of this… at the morgue. For regular sauce, the first thing you need to do is make sure that you do not just go out and start decapitating zombies left and right. Heyy. what do you think you're doing?! Get the hell out of here Johnson! It is located here! It's Adolph Hitler costume. Okay, children. Okay, children. I don't think so Wendy, I think you've had enough candy for one day. What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody? I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. I said, your family had to put a cardboard box up for a second mortgage, Kenny! Oh I'm so hungry, and all I can think about eating is, eh, brains! I don't really give a crap! Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. He's a little limey zombie now! I've seen this kind of thing before. You said we were going to be Raggedy Ann and Andy, remember? I don't wanna trick-or-treat with you. Hehe. Hope you kids like chocolate-peanut butter-cream puffies. Schnell ach. Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. Well, your- your temperature is only 55 degrees, you have no pulse, no heartbeat, and your, your eyes are all puffy and sticky. Along with everyone else in town. Doktor Stalin? Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. Juden est verboten, a den ascriber utz, kapieda hockuh. Up yours, Tina Yothers! What in the hell are you doing dressed up like that?! The one that started the whole mess. Hey man, we gotta get home and get our costumes ready. Kyle, Stan and Kenny decide which event to attend, the town of South Park visits the local bookie to bet on the outcome of the 320 lb. Hey SPS! I can still win that candy. Zombies children. ...And the President responded to the incident by saying, quote, "Screw those Commie bastards, and screw their little wussy space station.". I don't know, it ju- it just makes everything taste so...English. Errr! Errr! Remind me to whup your ass good next time I see ya. "Damien" is the tenth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. Well, why the hell would you dress up like Evel Knievel? All you have to do is kill the original zombie. Yeah! Welcome to the Worcestershire Sauce customer service hotline. Hello there, children. Aha, thought of something. Midget: Thanks Tom, already more than half the townspeople here in South Park … No, no doctor, I've seen this type of thing before. Hey Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? Yeah, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 29, 1997, and was the show's first Halloween episode. Detective Harris. He hasn't moved an inch, or said anything. Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? That tub of candy is as good as mine! I'm never gonna win that two tons of candy looking like everybody else! Hey Stan, you look almost pretty enough to kiss. Eh, too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. Okay Chef, dial the hotline number. Oh look out, Holly Hobby's all pissed off! I can't, I have to win those two tons of candy. (we start with the logos of two things distributing the film. The last episode of the season "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" was released on the South Park, Volume 4 on December 14, 1999. I'm talking about the zombies that have taken over South Park! Thanks Tom, already more than half the townspeople here in South Park have been infected with the pink eye virus. And the award for worst costume this year goes to… Stan, for his stupid little clown thing costume. He's a little limey zombie now! Creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone cut theircharacters and backgrounds out of construction paper and filmed the showstop-motion. In the episode, the boys' class is joined by a new student named Damien, who has been sent by his father Satan to find Jesus and arrange a boxing match between the two. Oh, good, you're here. You know, I've really learned something today. I'm the whole solar system! I guess I just realized how stupid we would look. We can eat it at Cartman's house, and see more naughty pictures of his mom. Le- let me give you some, some topical cream. Ho, looks like they got a touch of that pink eye that's going around. But she looks just like everybody else. Cartman, those pictures were taken like, last month. We were going to enter the costume contest as a pair. No, dammit! Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis? Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye. It kicks ass. Huhuh. Zellan vei zamboa-. Eeehh, I don't want to see a educational video-o. Nobody screws up my trick-or-treats and gets away with it! South Park is overrun with the living dead. Your family is poor Kenny!! And the award for worst costume this year goes to... Stan, for his stupid little clown thing costume. At the South Park Genetic Engineering ranch Cartman asks Dr. Mephisto if he can genetically engineering for … Okay Chef, dial the hotline number. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Yeah, you want to be my girlfriend? Let's see now. The official script for "Starvin Marvin" was released by South Park Studios. Once you kill the original zombie, all the others zombies will turn back to normal. I'll prescribe some antibiotics. Chef, Ah- I think maybe the pink eye has made you a little delirious. Flashlight... For shocking people who try to give us granola treats, or something. No way dude. Menchoss? [a plane circles around a field with odd patterns on it, and a cameraman pans out to reveal the outline of --- Cartman!] Sleep well, little child,the Lord holds thee now. Whoa, Chef's really scared of ghosts, huh? All of a sudden, my costume is pretty badass, huh? You lied to me. There's a Zombie Apocalypse in South Park and Chef rushes to the medical clinic to warn the doctor. South Park – The Complete First Season was originally released by Warner Home Video as a three-disc region 1 DVD box set in the U.S. on November 12, 2002 and received an MA rating. I gotta call this hotline number children. Chef, Ah- I think maybe the pink eye has made you a little delirious. Don't you children see, Kenny's turned into a zombie. Uhh, Mr. Torres was here for a routine check-up Chef. Oh look out, Holly Hobby's all pissed off! Wait a minute, that thing landed on Kenny, and they took him to the mortuary. You must remove that costume, immediately! "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" is the 10th-aired and the 12th-produced episode of the third season of the animated television series South Park. The Chinese censors shut down production on the Crimson Dawn biopic until Stan rewrites the script. Let's see now. Worcestershire sauce emergency hotline, this call might be monitored to ensure you the highest quality service, how may I help you? The boy's blood was treated to a pulsating glow effect. Cartman, those pictures were taken like, last month. Hey hey, now, now, there, there have been a lot of incredible advances in topical creams over the last few years. It's the British kid! We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbacca costume. In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Couldn't your family afford a costume for you? Damn it! Do you understand? What?! Here with a live report is a midget wearing a. bikini. Oooh I don't think so! I wanted to chat a bit about the name of the Red-Haired Police Officer/Detective -- he's gone by about three names. Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie?! Just because my heart ain't beatin', it don't mean you won't get laid. How about we make you a nice scary ghost costume? Sieg Heil, sieg heil. Damn it, don't you see? Now, now, now let's, let's form a line, I've got enough topical cream for everybody. Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! Ok, let's go trick-or-treatin' now, come on! Tom: In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Le- let me give you some, some topical cream. I'm the whole solar system! Yeah, what's the matter? Come here, Garland. Yyou go first, Bebe. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode of the first seasonof the animated television series South Park. You must remove that costume, immediately! Worcestershire sauce emergency hotline, this call might be monitored to ensure you the highest quality service, how may I help you? It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on September 17, 1997. 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